Zane

23/9/2012

This morning I received an s.o.s. message; a Bell tea bag box is urgently required in Australia for use in a tv show; Auntie K to the rescue….

Agent Iggy Pig attempts furtive acquisition of Bell Tea

Finding he is being observed, agent IP distracts the crowd with a Tea and Zane routine

Nonchalantly, agent IP waits with the cargo

Back at HQ, work begins on flattening the box

Turns out Agent IP’s mother is a tea snob; hence protective gear as box is gutted

Appropriate handling of all toxic tea is most important

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8/5/2023 11:46:23 pm

Wow, this blog post is filled with so much adventure and excitement! I can feel the urgency and determination in Auntie K's mission to save the day with the Bell tea bag box for the TV show in Australia. And Agent Iggy Pig's undercover operation to acquire the tea box is both clever and hilarious. I can't believe they had to wear protective gear to handle the tea box because Agent IP's mother is a tea snob!

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