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23/9/2012

This morning I received an s.o.s. message; a Bell tea bag box is urgently required in Australia for use in a tv show; Auntie K to the rescue….

Agent Iggy Pig attempts furtive acquisition of Bell Tea

Finding he is being observed, agent IP distracts the crowd with a Tea and Zane routine

Nonchalantly, agent IP waits with the cargo

Back at HQ, work begins on flattening the box

Turns out Agent IP’s mother is a tea snob; hence protective gear as box is gutted

Appropriate handling of all toxic tea is most important

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